{"product_id":"9780785234449_murder-bears-moonshine-and-mayhem","title":"Murder-Bears, Moonshine, and Mayhem","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEver wished there was a book about some of the weirdest and most disturbing stories in the Bible that was also hilarious to read? You've found it. It turns out, there's a lot of strange stuff in the Bible, and this book takes a tongue-in-cheek look at all of it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eApproximately 80 percent of Americans admit they haven't read the Bible. If they did, they'd be pleasantly surprised by its impressive quantity of sex and poop jokes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDavid danced naked. Noah was basically a moonshining hillbilly. Ezekiel baked poop bread. Herod was eaten by worms. Jesus cursed a fig tree, just to prove he could. Mark went streaking. Hosea married a prostitute. Lot was date-raped by his own daughters. This unique book: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCombines humor and education to give better insight into some of the strangest parts of the Bible\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOrganized by topic (poop, genitalia, weird violence, prostitution, gratuitous nudity, seemingly pointless miracles, and other fun stuff)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIs a thoroughly researched (really!), reverent, and insightful look at the best-selling book in history\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes a perfect gift for pastors and white elephant parties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom Elisha, who loosed homicidal bears on some kids because they called him bald (it's a long story), to the story of Ehud, who gets away with assassinating a tyrannical king because his servants think said king is taking a dump (also a long story), this book examines and casts new light on some of the Bible's stranger moments.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luke T Harrington","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40702433034289,"sku":"9780785234449","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0571\/9926\/3793\/files\/9780785234449.jpg?v=1780471183","url":"https:\/\/bakerbookhouse.com\/products\/9780785234449_murder-bears-moonshine-and-mayhem","provider":"Baker Book House ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}